Can you say VULVA?

“I used the word vulva as a child the way some kids said butt or penis or puke. It wasn’t a swear exactly, but I knew it had an edge to it that could stop adults cold in their tracks.”  From the book Midwives by Chris Bohjalian.

I know nurses who work with women giving birth, and who still aren’t comfortable saying vulva or vagina to a pregnant woman! “How are you feeling down there?” they ask her, after she has torn and is swollen after giving birth. Maybe we feel the words are dirty or unpleasant? Or we feel uncomfortable using the words because we don’t use them as often as “hello, lunch, and water”?? Or maybe we just don’t describe ourselves that way, so why would we use those words with another woman?

I grew up in a pretty open household, but I never said vulva in front of my parents. Probably because I didn’t really know what it was until I was older. I remember when I was 13, asking my older brother what VD was. He said, “venereal disease,” and I was like okay, what the hell is that? He gave a description, but I didn’t really understand it until I needed to apply it in my life.

The word penis felt weird in my mouth as a young teenager. And although I had a vagina, it didn’t seem much easier to say. Then when I was 18, I got serious about wanting to have sex and I decided that if I couldn’t talk about my vagina and touch her, what business did I have sharing her with a guy?

So I started intellectually at first (because that felt safer and easier) – reading about my cycles, when I could get pregnant, what spinbarkeit was and how to find it. It was fun! And so began my journey of befriending my vagina and saying vulva to my partners and discussing STD testing and birth control before having sex. It actually makes sex so much more fun!